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Offline Bernard Wrangler

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Bernard Wrangler has 292 lost souls seeking enlightment

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Tithes and Offerings

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    Layla

    User Infostatus offline8899 Kudos

    07/02/09

    Have a safe 4th!
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    07/03/09

    Reply from Bernard Wrangler:

    ty!

    happy 4th!
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    Lila Fowler

    User Infostatus offline202 Kudos

    06/27/09


    Oh I get it now. Koods only given once, you just did your usual thing and kept on talking.

    I'm not going to do another one of these so here's a lame joke that I find funny:
    What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you???
    Nacho cheese.

    Also, I am watching Dirty Harry right now for the first time and will probably be calling you a punk for the next week. Although you're probably the type that's always feeling lucky.


    06/28/09

    Reply from Bernard Wrangler:

    rhetorical?
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    Lila Fowler

    User Infostatus offline202 Kudos

    06/27/09



    Thanx for the kood. Returning the favour since that's how I roll now. You gave me three for some reason so I hope to say something cleverer in the next two.

    06/28/09

    Reply from Bernard Wrangler:

    ty, lila... I look forward to the cleverernesses.

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    The Smoking Nun

    User Infostatus offline241 Kudos

    06/22/09

    Thanks for the kudo!

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    The Smoking Nun

    User Infostatus offline241 Kudos

    06/22/09

    Great nun pic!

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Mad Ramblings

"Our Similarities bring us to a common ground; Our Differences allow us to be fascinated by each other"


~robbins





We make a vessel from a lump of clay; It is the space inside the vessel that makes it useful. ... Thus, while the tangible has advantages, It is the intangible that makes it useful.



"Solitude, though it may be silent as light, is like light, the mightiest of agencies; for solitude is essential to man. All men come into this world alone and leave it alone."

~De Quincey



I believe in everything; nothing is sacred, I believe in nothing; everything is sacred, …Ha Ha Ho Ho Hee Hee

~the chink


Like a man who has worn eyeglasses so long that he forgets he has them on, we forget that the world looks to us the way it does because we have become used to seeing it that way through a particular set of lenses. (Kenich Ohmae)




In the beginning, all things are hopeful. We prepare ourselves to start anew. Though we may be intent on the magnificent journey ahead, all things are contained in this first moment: our optimism, our faith, our resollution, our innocence.


deng ming dao



Adam was but human--this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was in not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent.


--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar



"If you need to visualize the soul, think of it as a cross between a wolf howl, a photon, and a dribble of dark molasses."

~ Robbins




But words are things, and a small drop of ink,
Falling like dew, upon a thought, produces
That which makes thousands, perhaps millions, think;
'Tis strange, the shortest letter which man uses
Instead of speech, may form a lasting link
Of ages; to what straits old Time reduces
Frail man, when paper - even a rag like this - ,
Survives himself, his tomb, and all that's his.


True stability results when presumed order and presumed disorder are balanced. A truly stable system expects the unexpected, is prepared to be disrupted, waits to be transformed.

~robbins



::looks both ways::




Here on an autumn night in the sweet orchard smell,
Sitting in a pile of leaves under the starry sky,
Oh what stories we could tell
With this starlight to tell them by...

"Autumn," by Garrison Keillor:


I
n times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings--artists, scientists, clowns and philosophers--to create order. In times such as ours, however, when there is too much order, too much management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption.
~The Chink~




Does the human being reason? No; he thinks, muses, reflects, but does not reason...That is, in the two things which are the peculiar domain of the heart, not the mind,--politics and religion. He doesn't want to know the other side. He wants arguments and statistics for his own side, and nothing more.
- Mark Twain's Notebook



Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won't adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is to sign on as its accomplice. Instead of vowing to honor and obey, maybe we should swear to aid and abet. That would mean that security is out of the question. The words "make" and "stay" become inappropriate. My love for you has no strings attached. I love you for free.





Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.





The rain had fallen, the Poet arose,
He passed by the town, and out of the street,
A light wind blew from the gates of the sun,
And waves of shadow went over the wheat,
And he set him down in a lonely place,
And chanted a melody loud and sweet,
That made the wild-swan pause in her cloud,
And the lark drop down at his feet.

The swallow stopt as he hunted the bee,
The snake slipt under a spray,
The hawk stood with the down on his beak
And stared, with his foot on the prey
And the nightingale thought, "I have sung many songs,
But never a one so gay,
For he sings of what the world will be
When the years have died away.

~tennyson


Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.


~groucho

::head explodes::

I was born not knowing and have had only a little time to change that here and there.
Richard P. Feynman


OK so maybe I'm a little melodramtic... but it was dusty.

Today was dustier than the first page of a steinbeck novel.


Anyone else think of this when their cell phone rings?


Ah! well-a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the Albatross
About my neck was hung."



"Philosophers have argued for centuries about how many angels can dance on the head of a pin, but materialists have always known it depends on whether they are jitterbugging or dancing cheek to cheek"

~robbins